Payment / Shipping
Each dildo comes with free shipping. Orders go out within a day, and Priority Mail takes 2-3 days. Each dildo comes with a hand-sewn velvet drawstring pouch. For your privacy, the return address is listed as "H D Shipping." No international shipping.
There are three ways to order: by Paypal, credit card, or check. I use a PayPal shopping cart for orders on this website, and Paypal will also take payment by credit card.
Please note: There is only one of each dildo. I check the site daily and remove the ones that have been sold, but it's possible that you could buy one that's already been sold, but not yet removed. If this happens I will refund your money or suggest a substitute.
To pay by check, make payable to Hardwood Dildos and mail to PO Box 541, Halfway OR 97834. For more financial privacy, if you want to make a check to me directly, email me for my full name. Checks wait five days to clear before shipping. If you mail a check, first email me - firstname.lastname@example.org - which one you are buying so I can remove it from the site.
Guarantee: you should be
completely satisfied with your Hardwood Dildo, or you may return it
within 30 days for a full refund. Returned dildos will not be re-sold.
A big group of dildos, photographed here before they were finished.