Ha ha, everyone has to ask. With super-fine sanding and five coats of
varnish, these dildos are as smooth as silk.
Will the dildos with
a big base work in a strap-on harness?
It depends. If you have a harness with an adjustable ring, yes.
Standard ring size for a harness is 1.75", and a lot of these big-base
dildos are smaller than that, so you would need a smaller or adjustable
ring. All the dildos with a big base have the diameter of the shaft
listed, and the diameter of the base.
Do you make custom
Yes, just email me (email@example.com)
the size and shape you want, and I'll quote a price. I currently have
cherry, mahogany, walnut, and a couple other woods available for custom
About the varnish...
Each dildo is finished with at least five coats of Salad Bowl Finish, a
food-quality varnish. The finish seals the wood, making them safe,
waterproof, and natural-feeling. I never use any dyes or stains, and
I've never heard of any allergic reactions.
Can I use lubrication
with Hardwood Dildos?
Yes, the varnish is durable and is not affected by oil- or water-based
lubricants. Just wipe clean when done.
How should I clean my
Wash with mild soap and water, and dry with a clean cloth, after each
use. In practice, it seems okay to simply wipe dry after use, and wash
occasionally. As with any sex toy, use condoms or wash between partners
if it's being shared. Do not boil or put in a dishwasher.
What to consider when
choosing a dildo...
Bigger is not always better! You can get an idea of the thickness you
want by measuring the toy, penis, or fingers you already use. All
dildos here have the diameter listed in inches, or two measurements if
the ends are different. Curves, ribs, or knobs are up to your personal
How are the prices
The price of each dildo is based on its size, complexity, and wood
type. Prices average $100, which is a comparable to other high quality
dildos or handcrafted art.
When will new dildos
be added to the website?
There are a bunch done, that just need pictures... springtime is busy
Do you offer a
50% off, 10 or more. Please be aware that while there is only one of
each dildo, I can make copies of any style you like. Contact me for
more details: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Do you protect
Yes. Your email and address will never be sold, traded, or shared. I
use email only for orders and questions, no lists or newsletters.
Paypal handles the credit card transactions so I never see your credit
card information. Orders are mailed with H-D Shipping on the return